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Too True - Tech Help
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started by
obxbeachbum
(09.16.2004 10:58:43 PM EST)
But how do you get 2 pics plus text to show up as one JPEG file? I have lots of stuff I wish I could do this with.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
LMAO!
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started by
tjshere
(09.16.2004 1:51:13 AM EST)
I have seen both of these pix separately, but put together with those captions they're 10 times as funny.
Good job, boss!
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An end with horror is better than horror without end.
