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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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Motivation Series: Ineptitude

By: JSkillsPublished: 02/12/1999
 
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Another of many in a series of motivational photos. This one would go nicely framed above the toilet in your bathroom - no?

Hey - this one says it all as far as skiing goes. Nothing beats a day of skiing - it is the ultimate in Goofball material. Never mind going to work - take a day off and go skiing ;-}

Motivation Series: Ineptitude

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