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You can take away.....
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started by
apeman0817
(03.19.2008 10:07:19 AM EST)
his dignity, but don't get too close. (the 'underwear' thing)
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
Pretty sad huh ?
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started by
inchpecker10
(03.19.2008 8:13:30 AM EST)
ya' just can't have nothing anymore without some jackoff screwing it up and forcing you to have to protect it ....
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