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Even kings and presidents have bad mornings!

By: SensuellePublished: 12/20/1999
 
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King Harald of Norway: We shouldn't have taken that last one last night, Nelson...Mandela: It would have been alright if it hadn't been for that norwegian aquavite...STOP THE CAR...I' M GETTING SICK HERE!

Even kings and presidents have bad mornings!

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