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is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge,
I certainly don't know either, but you'd have to suspect it would taste kinda shitty.
uhmm
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leadj
(04.06.2006 1:00:57 AM EST)
uhmm, not gonna say antyhing about this
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