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Could You Have A More Useless Toilet?

By: AnonymousPublished: 12/07/2000
 
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    ok (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 9:28:52 PM EST)

    thats stupid

    Never (0 replies)
    started by Catman1229
    (03.21.2001 10:08:26 PM EST)

    said anything 'bout torqueing wicked cables! When you gotta download, you don't run into a "time-out" error here! You CAN get a "Isuffecient space" if you can't get to the thomas crapper in time.

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    stupid (0 replies)
    started by Nukefishin
    (12.08.2000 3:11:10 AM EST)

    This is really stupid. Who couldn't do this?

    Opinion of demented individual...

    no way dude... (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (12.07.2000 5:34:25 PM EST)

    i dump where i want, when i want, regardless of what anything says.

    Kill whitey!!!!!!

    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (12.07.2000 11:20:27 AM EST)


    Thank goodness I can stand when I pee.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    It didn't.... (0 replies)
    started by latertater
    (12.07.2000 0:24:59 AM EST)

    say anything about not pinching a loaf! Just no dumping!

    Don't take any wooden nickels!

    gay (0 replies)
    started by gnickh5
    (12.07.2000 0:14:04 AM EST)

    DUMP SHIT IM SECOND BITCH

    nick

    that toilet must have been getting upper deckers (0 replies)
    started by barnyardstyle
    (12.07.2000 0:10:55 AM EST)

    that's when you shit in the top compartment. when you flush the toilet, more shit enters the bowl

    First (0 replies)  
    started by dave3236
    (12.07.2000 0:02:28 AM EST)

    Dump it.

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