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Why Pets.com Failed

By: im2bobPublished: 12/01/2000
 
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Here is a photo depicting the real reason behind the failure of Pets.com, the e-tailer that recently announced it was going out of business.

Why Pets.com Failed

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    started by kylelambert
    (12.03.2000 8:49:04 PM EST)

    Do away with the popups, your degrading your website.

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    (12.01.2000 11:08:34 AM EST)

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    (12.01.2000 0:44:58 AM EST)


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