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Ahhh.. No Smorking..
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started by
acidinterval
(04.13.2002 3:39:48 PM EST)
And definitly don't smoke while smorking. Very dangerous, might singe a few hairs that way. Smorking someone is just a little bit different than smurfing.
woah
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started by
dragonmaster666
(04.12.2002 10:00:58 PM EST)
they certainly took a long time to get this one up ... i submitted this god knows how many months ago ... not complaining mind you ...
"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war."
-Marc Antony
"The Tragedy of Julius Caesar"
Sum Ting Wong...
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started by
misspk
(04.12.2002 7:57:37 AM EST)
Must have created this sign.
*wink,giggle,blush*
Anybody got a right?
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started by
tjshere
(04.12.2002 6:28:05 AM EST)
I would love to hear them try to pronounce Marlboro.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
I haven't
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started by
marvin
(04.12.2002 2:21:08 AM EST)
had a good smork in a long time, but when I do I make sure I snurb it out when I've finished.
I ended up with smorkel all over my nose. I had it up in my eyebrows and in my hair. I swore after that night I would never smork again.
Friends don't let friends smork.
Just protecting my sheep
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