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Actually TJ....
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started by
ladybug
(02.27.2002 5:39:04 PM EST)
I think this is a female...
Kind of looks like smashed down boobs there!
And if it's a male, well let's just say, he certainly is lacking in some areas!
I want to marry a woman
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started by
kweenbee
(02.27.2002 4:34:14 PM EST)
Like that. Just think of all the money I'd save on paper bags. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Damn
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started by
meesha
(02.27.2002 1:08:52 PM EST)
That looks painful!
Damn
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started by
roger
(02.27.2002 9:59:46 AM EST)
Is this the pretzel lady?
No Head
One very masculine leg
One arm that bends the wrong way
No Tits
She might be all of 4' 10"
Man what a woman
I usually.....
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started by
tjshere
(02.27.2002 4:23:23 AM EST)
Just put my foot in my mouth.
Actually, having a foot for a head is appropriate here. You can't tell the gender of this person from the rest of the body, either. I'm impressed that they can do all that jumping around while carrying a bowling ball though.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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