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Baby's First Automatic Weapon

By: skunkmanPublished: 04/27/2002
 
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At least he's got a firearm that he will grow into.

Baby's First Automatic Weapon

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    Big Gun (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.27.2002 2:27:54 PM EST)

    His daddy knows that genetics run in the family. Knowing this from his own personal experience, he assumes his son is going to grow up with a small sween like himself. So he buys him the biggest gun to compensate.

    A crowded elevator smells differently to a midget.

    The greatest Christmas gift (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (04.27.2002 10:52:17 AM EST)

    was the day I got my first squirrel gun!

    Glad to see the tradition continues!

    Montana Militia Boy (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.27.2002 10:51:15 AM EST)

    And if youre really good, Daddy will get you a howitzer for your B-day.

    At what age.... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.27.2002 8:37:09 AM EST)


    ...do Skinheads start shaving their heads?

    He's got that look.... (0 replies)
    started by shawndiaz
    (04.27.2002 7:28:27 AM EST)

    "Daddy, can I have a quarter? I want to ride"

    Johnny was such (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (04.27.2002 4:22:47 AM EST)

    a quiet child, kept to himself. Don't know why he mowed down all the kids at the daycare.

    Grow into? (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (04.27.2002 3:50:42 AM EST)

    LMAO!.......Yeah...if the kick back doesn't kill him before he fits it!

    LOL!

    Reminds me of the Russians building tanks that did not accomodate the soldier!

    They could plow down a village, but dye doing it...from the kick back!

    LMAO!

    What a fool believes!

    Great post Skunk!

    Very witty!

    Now (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.27.2002 2:47:48 AM EST)

    just point him at a deer.

    Yeah.... (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.27.2002 0:13:33 AM EST)


    take out the day care center. Give him some Ridlin and watch him go... hahahaha


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