"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." — singer Roger Daltry
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#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path.
hmmm
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started by
garibaldi
(08.10.2002 12:41:38 PM EST)
is that "piles AND yummy jelly beans"? I'm sure its a good toy, get the kids interested in eating scat young....no wait, they already are like that....
I've learned.....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(08.10.2002 7:44:09 AM EST)
that when you're up to you neck in shit. The best thing to do is keep your mouth shut.
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