Back Orifice Phone Call
By: acidinterval	Published: 09/15/2002
A 20-year-old Taiwanese woman had to have a mobile phone surgically removed from her back passage after a sex game went horribly wrong. According to a report by PA doctors in Taipei eventually managed to get the phone - a Nokia 8850 - out and said kinky sex games with her boyfriend has led to the rectal rumpus. Why a phone? Well, the vibrate function is definitely thought to have something to do with it. Whose phone? We cannot be sure whether she coveted her own phone or her boyfriend's. Or whether it was damaged in the ordeal (apart from olfactorially) We believe this is the first public case of a mobile phone being used for such gratification. Well, internally anyway. And advances in miniaturisation have certainly made anal insertion a more practical possibility. Our resident sexual freak, Dr Ping Reece had this to say over the matter. "She made a good choice in Nokia's 8850. Light, compact and with a smooth finish that will reduce the frictional effects. The vibrate is a good, deep shake as opposed to some modern phones that twitter rather than moan. It also has a slide down panel, which has helped me out with a few difficult extrications, I can tell you." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I Recognize that caller... (0 replies) started by michaelcarl (09.15.2002 8:47:11 AM EST) I know I've talked to that asshole before.

Reach Out...... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (09.15.2002 8:00:47 AM EST) Reach Out.... and touch someone. LMAO @ Roger's comment.

Possible Urban Legend ? (0 replies) started by marvin (09.15.2002 4:23:47 AM EST) But who cares, it's a silly one ! Hey with theses new photo mobiles the possibilities are .... Hmmmmmmmm nauseous ! LOL

Good Vibrations (0 replies) started by acidinterval (09.15.2002 2:36:00 AM EST) At first they had trouble locating the phone. They had to call it a few time before they could retrieve it. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

He's got magic fingers! (0 replies) started by willi (09.15.2002 1:31:52 AM EST) That boyfriend can repeatedly pleasure his lady at the press of one button: REDIAL

The doc sounds like (0 replies) started by kweenbee (09.15.2002 0:55:32 AM EST) he knows exactly what he's talking about. Must have been shopping lately. Hahahahahahaha. ^5 Love the country, live to pee outside!

Hello (2 replies)   started by roger (09.15.2002 0:28:04 AM EST) can you hear me now? Just protecting my sheep

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