"There was a good news story in Mississippi. I went down there anditwasn't because of me, it was because the doctors and the citizens understandthe cost of a trial system gone array and they got themselves a law."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Calls for Medical LiabilityReform," Jan. 16, 2003
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Yo Mama ...
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One Liners
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
This makes a change
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marvin
(10.17.2002 5:37:08 AM EST)
they're usually shitting on you.
It gets worse
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  started by
tjshere
(10.17.2002 4:55:48 AM EST)
The seat is also supposed to double as a drinking fountain.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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