"Do you have blacks, too?" —Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Salon.com, "Bushed," Jake Tapper, June 20, 2002
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so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
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Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.
In middle-America. In the bigger cities they'd be selling automatic weapons.
Everything the third
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grader needs to improve his grades!
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I wish I could get Bear's panties half off
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
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