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is so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!
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His spelling is terrible
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harrymonkbubble
(03.22.2003 4:50:11 PM EST)
It's actually the clinic for the likes of Roger, KB, TJ, GP, Marvin and all the other old limp dicks here.
"Dick Idle"
Hahahahahahahahaha
TJ is a huge Dick
Meesha .....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(03.22.2003 10:32:08 AM EST)
keeps telling me how comfortable the furniture is. But to me it looks to hard.
That guy.....
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started by
tjshere
(03.22.2003 10:26:35 AM EST)
Is a real pillar of society. Don't turn your back on him though, he'll screw you every chance he gets.
Just what
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started by
marvin
(03.22.2003 7:25:00 AM EST)
has he collected ?
I bet they're false, Idol !
Yeah....
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roger
(03.22.2003 0:07:36 AM EST)
Just lay back on my dick, see how comfortable it is cowbelle
Just protecting my sheep
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