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Furniture Store Sale

By: cowbellePublished: 03/22/2003
 
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I hope there isn't a long line.

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    His spelling is terrible (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (03.22.2003 4:50:11 PM EST)

    It's actually the clinic for the likes of Roger, KB, TJ, GP, Marvin and all the other old limp dicks here.

    "Dick Idle"

    Hahahahahahahahaha

    TJ is a huge Dick

    Meesha ..... (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.22.2003 10:32:08 AM EST)

    keeps telling me how comfortable the furniture is. But to me it looks to hard.

    That guy..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.22.2003 10:26:35 AM EST)

    Is a real pillar of society. Don't turn your back on him though, he'll screw you every chance he gets.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Just what (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.22.2003 7:25:00 AM EST)

    has he collected ?

    I bet they're false, Idol !

    Yeah.... (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.22.2003 0:07:36 AM EST)


    Just lay back on my dick, see how comfortable it is cowbelle


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