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is so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
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In 6 months it will be worth 250 cents. Then it will drop back down to 75 before inflating back up to 5 bucks.
that does
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bigjohn2
(01.04.2004 9:58:28 AM EST)
get old all the oprah shit....lmfao
BIGJOHN2
they originally wanted to ....
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started by
willi
(01.04.2004 0:43:37 AM EST)
use an image of Oprah's ass, but unfortunately, the coin would have ended up bigger than an Eisenhower dollar.
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