"Every woman in Iraq is better off because the rape rooms and torture chambers of Saddam Hussein are forever closed." Bush, remarks on "Efforts to Globally Promote Women's Human Rights," March 12, 2004
Random Quote
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
Snapple Facts
#148 The tallest man was 8 ft. 11 in.
Yo Mama ...
is like Domino's pizza-- Is something for nothing
One Liners
Q: Why can`t lesbians put on makeup and diet at the same time? A: Because it`s hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay sitting on your face!
Yep...
(0 replies)
started by
michaelcarl
(10.31.2003 10:03:49 AM EST)
I am definitely a Pumpkin man.
OK
(0 replies)
started by
tjshere
(10.31.2003 3:01:48 AM EST)
Now get his wife out there to show us her melons. I just hope she has better teeth.
Hahahaha, good `un SW. Happy Halloween to ya.
Look out behind ya, dude!
(0 replies)
  started by
willi
(10.31.2003 2:10:33 AM EST)
it looks like there's a highly excited yellow ghord that's ready for some pumpkin pumpin.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.