"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
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#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
One Liners
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex? A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
I guess the bird is sampling the presidential gravy to make sure it's up to White House standards.
probably
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started by
bigjohn2
(11.26.2003 7:11:15 AM EST)
little pecker
BIGJOHN2
Woo-Hoo!
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started by
hyenasmirk
(11.26.2003 1:35:04 AM EST)
Another first for me! Damn I'm smooth. Lol.
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