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	"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."-Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

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	The song 'When Irish Eyes Are Smiling' was written by George Graff, who was German and had never been to Ireland.