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simonsez
(07.19.2004 10:57:02 AM EST)
try blowing the foam off that
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
And exactly...
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luvly1
(07.19.2004 0:20:43 AM EST)
how long ago was that?
And at what temp is that freezer set anyway?
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