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Female Parking

By: obiwanPublished: 01/23/2005
 
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She had the whole street to park but no she had to get it in there, the stubborn woman. Then she told her hubby to get it out because she didn't know how to.

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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.23.2005 8:49:42 PM EST)

    she almost had it...

    In my town ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.23.2005 10:21:36 AM EST)


    some cop would give her some stattic, about having one tire out in the street.

    I'm guessing (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.23.2005 9:57:30 AM EST)


    There was a large forklift involved here.

    And probably some beer.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Looks weird to me (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (01.23.2005 6:08:46 AM EST)


    how did they get it in there in the first place

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    That Car Must Have (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (01.23.2005 1:56:57 AM EST)

    Side wheel drive!

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