"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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"I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shapeof a house." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#203 Atlantic salmon are capable of leaping 15 feet high.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
One Liners
Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
He could be as poor as I am but related to Gene Simmons.
Or he could be the caterer bringing me my lunch.
Nice pool, btw.
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On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.
