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Record Shark

By: obiwanPublished: 03/11/2005
 
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This Mako was hooked in the mouth, only fought slightly for 15 minutes, came up along side of the boat to have a look, long enough for one of the crew to put a rope around its tail.

That's when the s**t hit the fan.

The Shark took off towing the 42 foot fishing boat backwards through the water at about 7 Knots. Just like in JAWS. The boat was taking on water, the Shark would jump completely out of the water at times.

This went on for an hour before the Shark actually drowned. He weighed in at 1035 LBS.

The shark was cought in Yarmouth Nova Scotia.

Record Shark

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    True Story (0 replies)
    started by thebodathome
    (03.11.2006 5:48:52 PM EST)

    You can check this one out at snopes
    http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/yarmouth.asp

    that (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.14.2005 6:51:11 PM EST)

    is one big fish

    For some strange reason (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.11.2005 8:20:55 AM EST)


    this picture reminds me of Hillary Clinton.

    They should have (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.11.2005 2:52:23 AM EST)


    Let one of those Beni Hana guys take him on.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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