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My New Cell Phone

By: obiwanPublished: 01/14/2006
 
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I just had to have one of those trendy models with a camera.

My New Cell Phone

Click here to send this picture to your phone

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    started by leadj
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    HAHAHAHAHA, i must have the only cell phone that doesnt take pics

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