"The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Visits D.C. Food Bank," Dec. 19, 2002
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"You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again." — Joan Rivers, Comedian
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#223 The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!
One Liners
Q: What do tofu and dildos have in common? A: They're both meat substitutes.
I'm betting Sasksquatch had something to do with this. It's certainly something he'd do.
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