"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike...I believe weought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society...And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" — Stephen Wright
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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly her face is closed on weekends.
One Liners
Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Hey fuckers, I'm just about to chow down on the biggest beef curtains I've ever seen in my whole life. When I've finished, I'm going to use Critic's cock as a toothpick to get the pubes out of my teeth. BTW who won the caption contest?
I need a haircut, my outfit is gay as jimything, my skating pardner just farted and my Depends are leaking and Harry is on the sidelines eating scones
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