"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 14, 2004
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#41 Shrimp can only swim backward.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She sets off car alarms when she runs!
One Liners
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
It can't be easy to have a head-on collision on a divided road.
Perhaps someone was being distracted by a hummer?
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