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A new world's record in the high jump from a kneeling position was set yesterday at a beach in southern France. This picture was taken just a few seconds before the jump took place!
I always send him out to check and see if she’s been with Harry or Roger.
High Jump Perhaps...
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misspk
(06.10.2005 7:56:29 AM EST)
But I'm willing to venture the dog was white seconds before this picture was snapped. Peeee-uuuuuuuuu!
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