"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
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Yo Mama ...
is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
One Liners
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on it.
The oil companies use the same gauges only they work in reverse.
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