"And if one of those jobs are created, we must have a system which trains people for the jobs which actually exist." —Bush, discussing employment training Source: U.S. Newswire, "Remarks by the President on Employment Training," June 17, 2003
Random Quote
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." — Billy Crystal, Comedian
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#217 Blackboard chalk contains no chalk.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.
One Liners
Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.
like I like my coffee,
Hot and light cream,
with a dash of sugar to take out the bitterness.
editor's note:
I know the old line is "Hot & Black", but that's just not me. Unless it's Halle Berry.
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