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By: luvly1Published: 09/06/2005
 
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Who again was it that said "How can you be in 2 places at once when you're nowhere at all?"

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    I think (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.06.2005 10:43:51 AM EST)


    he's the head of FEMA or the Governor of Louisiana,
    cause those two dipshits don't know which way to go or what to do.

    mic k e y (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
    (09.06.2005 0:18:08 AM EST)

    errr fuggedaboutit

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