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    Staring Is Natural

    By: luvly1Published: 10/26/2005
     
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    What the Hell? (0 replies)
    started by jshutt007
    (10.26.2005 8:52:37 PM EST)

    A big-titted blonde, her wasted brunette friend, an over-sexed pervert and his hyper, jackass, homo friend all walk into a bar...
    and got their picture took.

    I'll bet (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.26.2005 10:24:10 AM EST)


    the dude in the background doesn't get laid much.

    I'm a bit nearsited... (0 replies)
    started by elwood
    (10.26.2005 9:05:08 AM EST)

    I'd have my face buried nose deep between them to get a better look!

    Now, now (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.26.2005 3:14:34 AM EST)


    The rules clearly state that when she is looking the other way you can ogle at will.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    My lands! (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (10.26.2005 2:23:32 AM EST)

    This looks a great deal like our chat last week.

    lol

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