"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." - Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001
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#123 Beavers were once the size of bears.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
One Liners
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
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