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actually...
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jimbobiglotto
(10.12.2005 0:18:33 AM EST)
if you prefer inspiration, like myself... you've got porn of some sort, perhaps hi speed cable modem fees, porn website memberships, or a cable bill, or a porn mag at the very least.
Unless you're like me, and then a picture of Luvly1 or babybear or any goofgal for that matter would do the job.
(see how many friends I lose NOW!)
Of course, lubricant can 'come in handy' if you have some.
If God wanted us men to use napkins, he wouldn't have made our arms hairy!
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