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what are they
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bigjohn2
(02.22.2006 9:00:46 PM EST)
going to do to your hole...
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong!
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started by
misspk
(02.22.2006 9:03:39 AM EST)
First you start off with a lovely manicure, complete with 3 inch red claws and embellishments. Next you proceed to room 2 and get that lovely "exit only" tattoo you've always dreamt about put on your lower back. Then, before you move on to your foot and BOOBY massage in room 4, you can either hook up with that "hole" in room three to make you forget the pain from rooms 1 & 2. DUH!
...OR perhaps it's "hole" as in bathroom facility. Either way, makes perfect sense.
Nevermind. Am I missing something here??
*wink,giggle,blush*
umm..
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started by
jimbobiglotto
(02.22.2006 2:36:30 AM EST)
what the hell's a boBy massage??
should that say "BoBBY"?? lucky him!
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uhmm
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leadj
(02.22.2006 0:01:53 AM EST)
finally, a place to get a tattoo while your getting your anus massaged
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