"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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the ole
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bigjohn2
(02.21.2006 8:08:44 PM EST)
air guns
Ahem...
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started by
luvly1
(02.21.2006 1:53:11 PM EST)
Nails are far dangerous than a gun... ;-)
uhmm
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leadj
(02.21.2006 0:20:59 AM EST)
MIME COPS
FILMED ON LOCATION WITH MIME ENFORCEMENT
ALL SUSPECTS ARE QUIET INTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE
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