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damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(03.26.2006 8:26:01 PM EST)
thats hard on the eyes
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(03.26.2006 3:19:24 PM EST)
wow
There have been times
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started by
ajk454
(03.26.2006 8:22:26 AM EST)
that I've felt like that in the morning.
Not me
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started by
roger
(03.26.2006 0:08:50 AM EST)
the site I always woke up to was much uglier than the one the night before.
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