"Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work."60 Minutes II, Dec. 5, 2000
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"Pitching is 80 percent of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." — baseball player Mickey Rivers
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#79 There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
One Liners
Q. What is the difference between a harley and a hoover? A. The location of the dirt bag.
When a telemarketer or politician calls and starts giving you a line of shit.
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