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Jail Food Tastes Like Crap

By: bd2sonPublished: 01/30/2006
 
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Meet Anthony Paduano. The 31-year-old habitual thief (he's swiped DVDs, steaks, shrimp, credit cards, copper, and a gumball machine) is facing a reckless endangerment rap for some gross hijinks last month in the Niagara County jail in upstate New York.

According to the below sheriff's report, Paduano, um, illegally seasoned the fish sandwich of Troy Saraf, a fellow inmate. Poor Saraf, who's serving time for petty larceny, apparently consumed part of the spiked meal and was treated for exposure to the tainted additive.

Further proof that prison food tastes like crap.

Jail Food Tastes Like Crap

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    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (01.30.2006 10:09:15 AM EST)

    a shitty sandwich indeed

    What's the difference (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.30.2006 9:02:53 AM EST)


    Between working and eating a shit sandwich?

    The bread.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    That's BAD! (0 replies)  
    started by j9nh
    (01.30.2006 6:12:19 AM EST)

    Can't imagine anyone doing something so low ... glad he's in jail!

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