"The proposal we've proposed will save him nearly $2,400 every year."—Bush, in another display of the depth and breadth of his language skills Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President Bush Speaks to the TaxRelief Coalition, U.S. Chamber of Commerce," May 6, 2003
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"God must love the rich or he wouldn't divide so much among so few of them." — H. L. Mencken
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Yo Mama ...
is so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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Q: What do you get when you cross 1,000 government workers with 1,000 lesbians? A: 2,000 people that don't do dick!
Those boots with the slick leather soles look really fashionable while he's laying on his ass.
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