"The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president. Because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice, oftentimes, of someone whose life has been turned upside down hears from."Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
Random Quote
"I deny all the allegations and I defy the alligators!" — indicted Chicago alderman
Snapple Facts
#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef.
You've heard the expression "lightning never strikes the same place twice." That is one of the many lightning stories that scientists say are not true. It goes for the highest source to ground. I've had it hit my old pine in the same spot tiwce.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
