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FEMA New Orleans Tee Shirt

By: rogerPublished: 01/27/2006
 
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They're making enough off tee shirt sales to rebuild New Orleans.

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    I always thought (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (01.27.2006 9:52:52 AM EST)


    It was the large bone in your leg.

    Not that I know anything about large bones.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well... (0 replies)
    started by somebunny
    (01.27.2006 2:23:57 AM EST)

    I thought it stood for "fail every move available"

    But this works too.

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (01.27.2006 1:22:41 AM EST)

    i think we should just have 49 states and do things kinda like Escape from LA.

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    started by roger
    (01.27.2006 0:37:23 AM EST)


    we taxpayers are gonna rebuild New Orleans.

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