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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She uses the swimming pool as a toilet!
One Liners
Q. Where does virgin wool come from? A. Ugly sheep.
Why his owner is training him to eat peanut butter?
of course we know!
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jimbobiglotto
(03.10.2006 2:37:43 AM EST)
but can you believe that the 20 year old guys working for me at UPS, and self-proclaimed 'sports fans' didn't know who Kirby Puckett was?!?
"OOooOOOO!! They have the internet on COMPUTERS now!!!" -Homer Simpson
that he had a cow's tongue grafted onto his tongue?
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(03.10.2006 0:26:12 AM EST)
I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT...AND PARTY EVERYDAY!
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