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is so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
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Well back when I lived on the farm, that was a good day for the water.
LOL
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tjshere
(05.05.2006 4:45:38 AM EST)
I guess the male equivalent would be a tub full of beer.
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