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I'm Not Thirsty

By: obiwanPublished: 07/04/2006
 
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    I don't even wanna know (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.04.2006 10:19:39 AM EST)


    What the tapper handles in this place look like.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.04.2006 9:20:23 AM EST)


    I guess I'd fit right in,
    but I'm a little curious as to what the women look like that would hang around in there.

    I'll bet I could make a fortune
    selling makeup and blue hair dye, though.

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
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    just keep walking

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