"Wait for us to succeed peace. Wait for us to have two states, side by side—is for everybody coming together to deny the killers the opportunity to destroy." —Bush, speaking to reporters Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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I'm confused! First I asked for smoking material, and they said they don't have any. Then I asked for Emerilware, and they said they don't have any. WTF! I walked out the door.
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damn
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bigjohn2
(05.26.2006 9:38:53 PM EST)
thats bright letters.
I'm rolling on the floor
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ajk454
(05.24.2006 3:28:30 PM EST)
TJ! ^2.5!
I was scraping the bottom of the barrel for that shot. I need new material.
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