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He Can Slice Bread With That Stare

By: girlyPublished: 06/21/2006
 
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I never will understand why men act like they've seen a woman before.

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    Because (0 replies)
    started by bustercherry
    (06.21.2006 3:27:12 PM EST)

    they like to and most women like it also. If we ignored them they would bawl thier eyes out.

    bustercherry

    Yeah.... (2 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.21.2006 11:35:05 AM EST)


    why DO men act like they've seen a woman before? Sometimes some of 'em even act like they HAVEN'T seen a woman before.

    I'll bet (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.21.2006 8:18:53 AM EST)


    they look just as good
    from the other side too.

    That dude (0 replies)
    started by marrakeshman
    (06.21.2006 6:09:12 AM EST)

    is starin' at the money, not the chicks.

    When Faith Hope & Charity (0 replies)  
    started by babybear
    (06.21.2006 4:21:07 AM EST)


    GO BAD!!!!!

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