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I heard that Monica Lewinsky is becoming a Republican. She says that the Democrats left a bad taste, in her mouth!
That is of course, nice
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started by
marrakeshman
(07.03.2006 6:39:11 AM EST)
car in the background, pretty soon we'll be able to SEE all of it.
".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
That's a nice
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  started by
marrakeshman
(07.03.2006 6:37:41 AM EST)
car in the background, pretty soon we'll be able to all of it.
".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
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