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Best Wishes For The Bride

By: luvly1Published: 01/02/2007
 
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Isn't that the proper way to put it? Best wishes for the bride & congrats to the groom.

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    mardon me padam... (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (01.28.2007 4:35:42 PM EST)

    I fool so feelish, I can't remember who I drank or what I married??? Oh, shit, it's you, right???

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    That'll be (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.02.2007 9:04:47 AM EST)


    the same suit she buries him in too.

    Well, if he's that shit-faced (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.02.2007 8:17:22 AM EST)


    At least it explains why he got married.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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