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It would work for me ...
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started by
apeman0817
(05.18.2007 10:00:30 PM EST)
if my ex-wife's face was there. It would be a nice add for the toilet, too.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
Wonderful
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started by
bigswifty
(05.13.2007 10:32:43 AM EST)
Yor tax dollars at work here!
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started by
tjshere
(05.13.2007 9:01:46 AM EST)
Hasn't there always been a fly involved when men use a urinal?
And the women are
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started by
ajk454
(05.13.2007 8:18:00 AM EST)
still blindly pissing away!
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